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These cicadas need to gtfo.
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You have a girlfriend. You chose her. Don’t tell me you want to nap with me and then get upset when I don’t text you back. It wasn’t really appropriate for you to say or for me to answer.
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That moment when...
…your friend trips up the risers and you laugh, thus turning your almost crying five minutes before into some kind of joy. Thanks, Helen. You win the “friend who I don’t hate” award for today (and pretty much have that award always). <3
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Dear stomach,
I would really appreciate it if you would calm the fuck down. You are always asking for food, and the majority of the time I submit to your demands. It’s getting really annoying at this point, mostly because I know my family genetics are terrible, and even though I’m not big now, there is a high chance I will be later in life and possibly have health issues. You are allowed to be...
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It really bothers me when you go to a museum, and people who are with your group give less than a handful of fucks about the art and only care about taking pictures of themselves while in the gallery and asking stupid shit like “Why are her eyes red??” when it’s a painting of Mary/Madonna mourning or “Why is he more greyer than everyone else??” when it’s a...
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Humans are the most wonderful. Anyone who says...
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