April 2012
ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum actually wins the 2012 election, only to find that Obama’s final act as president was hiring Victor Baxter as head chef, so Rick will have to put up with the crazy antics of Cory Baxter and friends.
Let’s see how he likes Cory in his house.
I reblog ihopericksantorum waaaaay too much
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Freshman year I saw my first show. Since then,...
1) Elvis Perkins in Dearland
2) Delta Spirit
3) Norah Jones (Elvis Perkins was touring with her and I got a picture with him and he signed Ash Wednesday for me <3)
(Also notice the Elvis Perkins print on my wall that I got the first time I saw him. The picture is normally tucked into the corner of the frame. Xp)
4) Orlando Calling! (Music festival)
-THE ROOOOOOTS!
- Avett Brothers
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March 2012
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope Rick Santorum goes to visit his computer illiterate parents and is forced to use Internet Explorer.
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This song is so good. I know every word. I like to...
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ihopericksantorum:
I hope that on April 1st Rick Santorum announces that his entire campaign was just a big joke and that everyone got fooled and we’ll all have a nice laugh about the whole thing and forget that he was ever seriously considered as a candidate.
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Any title suggestions for a thesis paper analyzing...
My original title was “A Guilty Conscience Does Not Lie Easy”.
My teacher said that “I don’t want a sentence. I want a title.” -_-
BUT THE PUN
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Watchatolkienstudent:
Helen, I love you.
^ditto. I am proud to call you my daughter <3
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So that super dumb online math course?
Well my sister was Skyping(without video)/Join.me-ing with me, and we started this one assignment when you have to pick something you want to buy between $10000 and $15000 dollars and then research a bank/find the interest rate/find compound and simple interest, shit like that. So my sister asks her boyfriend for an item in that price range. he says “A used car. A motorcycle. A...
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I told my mom what "yolo" meant last night...
… and she just said it completely out of context. Which at this point is using it correctly. I fear that I may have created a monster…
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Listen
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YOLOSDBADARYLBYOLO(B)
You
Only
Live
Once
So
Don't
Be
A
Dumbass
And
Ruin
Your
Life
Because
You
Only
Live
Once
(Bizznitch)
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Why when I pick up a John Green novel...
…I can’t stop reading and spend the entire night reading until I finish? An Abundance of Katherines was my first and still one of my favorite books a few years later. You never forget your first <3
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florenceandthewashingmachine:
Dear friend,
Read More
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Since I am no longer...
…sleeping on my brother’s couch in his apartment that he shares with two other guys, I don’t have to wear pants/shorts to bed! :D HUZZAH.
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iwashungry-soibackup:
ok omg I am officially the worst person ever okay
this one girl’s fb status was ‘My love for Him will never falter <3’
and for a whole minute I could only think of
I’m terrible omg
Perfectly acceptable. I would have gone straight to this, too.
datvibesoneplayer:
pilts:
incises:
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i have this disease called unattractive
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