My car is like a chariot...
…that has been attacked by lions. And spears. -_-
echoessilencepatiencecake: idk i have good taste in music and i have boobs what more do people want from me
Reason 1 why my mom is better than Web MD
Me: *text to mom* Sooooo...that one nostril is still bleeding. Always. Has been since whenever it started. Is this a problem?
Mom: *text back* Probably yes.
It’s not a bad life to live making out all day– Astronautalis (Secrets On Our Lips)
When I'm scrolling through my dash...
Me: *scrolling* that comic was funny. Hahahaha. Like.
*scrolling* inspirational "I hate love" picture. Like.
*still scrolling* oh look. a baby. *scroll*
*still scrolling* porn -_- *scroll quickly, passing others*
Me: WAIT! *scroll up a little bit* WAS THAT A FUCKING CAT. OMG I FUCKING LOVE CATS. LIKELIKELIKELIKE. CAAaaaAAAaaTSssss!
Sammie needs to stop posting everything relevant to my interests. Srsly. I feel like I don’t even have to look at her stuff anymore. I just hit the heart and I’m set. Jeez. She really just needs to watch RENT.
I just realized last night...
…that even though, (at this point when I shouldn’t because of his asshollery), I still think my ex is physically attractive, he’ll probably look like Nigel Thornberry when he gets older. And that cracks me up. XD
there should be a name for when you spill something but look down and...– Sam Hart
I’m a Sudoku monster. The Godzilla of Sudoku. Sudzilla. Solve ALL of the...– Eric (my brother)
A Tebowner. It’s what someone has when they REALLY like Tebow.– Eric (My brother)
Hot Off The Press!
fuckyegotye: Our man Gotye will be appearing on Saturday Night Live on the 14th of April 2012 on NBC in the US (airdates for other locations around the globe can be different, check your guides)! Never fear however, the video will appear here as soon as we can get it!