Last time I was with my family, we realized that almost every phrase that we say is from Arrested Development. I’m not saying we weren’t close before that show, but it helped us become closer. I love that show and will never not talk about it or make references. Family love Arrested Development.

an-egg:

its time to get into my pajamas (removes bra) all done

paragonpostcards:

Literally the American employment system.

agnosia:

THIS KID IN MY SCHOOL WROTE THIS ESSAY ON VIDEO GAMES AND THIS IS WHAT HE WROTE AND HE FUCKIN READ IT OUT LOUD TO THE WHOLE CLASS

acutelesbian:

I can never tell if I’m the biggest asshole to exist or a huge sweetheart because some people I care immensely about and would drop everything for them and other people I could punch in the eye for just speaking.

I have missed the internet like Gollum misses his precious.

biclopsdad:

DO YOU EVER JUST SIT THERE AND THINK ABOUT HOW JOHN GREEN’S QUOTE “i fell in love like you fall asleep— slowly at first, then all at once” IS SO FRICKING TRUE BECAUSE ONE DAY YOU CAN JUST BE MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS THINKING “hey wow that’s a cute person” then BAM sudDENLY YOUR ENTIRE LIFE JUST GOT SUCKER PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY CUPID THE FUCKING WIZARD